What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:09

Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What do you remember that 95% of us have forgotten?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
Moonraker
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
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